Teacher Mehnat Karo Ga
Tou Kuch Bano Ga .
Pathan Student Teacher Hamra
Gadha Tou Itni Mehnat Karta Hai
Magr Wo Kuch Nahe Bana
pathan ka gadha
April 13th, 2009Itni salary mein yehi aata hai!
April 13th, 2009Boss: Itne kam kapray pehan k q aai ho? Aadha jism dikh raha hai.
Girl: Itni salary mein yehi aata hai!
Boss: Manager, Iss ko 3 months tak salary mat dena
job Q nhi di
April 13th, 20091st boss: Tumne us larki ko job Q nhi di?
2nd boss:Yr wo boht bewakuf thi
1st:Wo kese?
2nd:Kuch nhi bs jb maine usay bethne k liye kaha to wo chair dhundne lgi
kya ab me thik hu?
April 13th, 2009Ek operation ke bad patient bola-”Doctor saab kya ab me thik hu?” Jawab mila-”Doctor to neeche reh gaya mai to Chitragupt hu”
lambi line
April 13th, 2009Ek doctor k clinic k bahar lambi line lagi huithi.. Ek sardar bar bar line me ghusta aur log ose bahar phenk dete. Usney kaha agay raho salo mai bhi clinic nahi kholunga
jayada ghi laga diya
April 13th, 2009Maalik naukar se : Aaj tumane roti me jayada ghi laga diya hai.
Naukar : Galti ho gai maalik lagta hai mene aapko apni roti de di.
veham mai kya fark hai?
April 13th, 2009Teacher: Sach aur veham mai kya fark hai?
Stud: Aap jo hum ko pahra rahy hain wo sach hai lekin hum parh rahy hain ye apka veham hai:-)
chaina ka maal
April 13th, 2009seller: yeh bakra 20000 ka
yeh 10000
yeh 5000
or woh wala sirf 500 rupee.
custmr: 500 ka kyun hai?
seller: china ka hai, koi guarantee naheen ghar jaa k bhonkna shuru ker dai
takleef
April 13th, 2009A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?
Sardar: O kutty hath to laga,
daikh tujhy zalel kese karta hon
pata nahi tha k main naha raha hoon?
April 13th, 2009Sahab:
Tum bathroom mei q ghus aye,
kia tumhain pta nahi tha k main naha raha hoon?
Mulazim:
Hazur galti ho gai,
main samjha tha begum sahiba naha rahi hain;-)